Sandbox Politics

Aah...the joys of sitting back and watching my lil' toys play games in the sandpit! You see that Collin...one of my big flying thingies just made that big building over there go BOOM!! aah theres another one!

Collin this is so much fun..why can't we do this more often?

Now George, i told you about getting carried away when you're having fun! everytime you go out to play you make a mess of the neighbourhood and then im left explaining to that nice old african man why you left your toys in Afghanistan!

I've told you so many times before: "Always finish playing one game at a time!" And now you want to start playing around with those new Korean kids. George, if i cannot tell you what to do will you atleast listen to all those other nice young boys in the playground! Why dont you share your toys with them? They're so nice! It's not good to keep everything to yourself you know!

But they're bad boys Uncle Collin! I have so many new toys and cars and they still dont like me! Why dont they come and play with me!

Now George, you cant just show off your toys to them! They'll feel jealous! You must call them to play with you! Thats the only way you'd make friends!

OK Uncle Collin. if you insist! But please!....let me hit that stupid Asian kid in the head first...hes been terrorising me you know...and he pretends that he doesn't have any bad friends...

Listen sonny boy, you do that and this time your on your own!! You hear me!??!

Alright Uncle....oh...in that case i think i'll take one of those big bombs you were making for me! let me just finish off all the rascals while i can!!!